We had quite the Friday night news dump, eh? Special Counsel Robert Mueller wrapped up his report, and what do ya know? No additional charges. None. Zip. Zero. Zilch. Nada. We’re still waiting for the nitty gritty details, of course. Attorney General William Barr is expected to “reveal the principal conclusions” at some point this weekend.
Liberals don’t know what to do with themselves. I can’t tell you how many #resisters I’ve seen saying, “You just wait! Mueller’s gonna NAIL Trump. You’ll see! YOU’LL ALL SEE!!!!” over the course of the last year.
We told them there was no collusion. The entire Trump/Russia-collusion investigation was the “insurance policy” referenced by Lisa Page and Peter Strzok. All that time and money wasted because liberals couldn’t accept that Donald Trump won the presidential election.
So now what? Liberals are scrambling, and liberal political commentators are panicking. They’ve now decided that they don’t care what Mueller’s report says, because Trump is still a traitor, and they know it. At least, that’s Bill Maher’s angle.
“I must say, I don’t think it looks good,” Maher said of the report. “No further indictments, which means not Don Jr., even after the ‘I love it’ memo, really? Not Jared, not Manafort or Stone for working with the Russians. Did the Democrats put too must trust in the Mueller report? Because I don’t need the Mueller report to know he’s a traitor. I have a TV.”
That’s what they’re going with now. The Mueller report is pure nonsense! They don’t need no stinkin’ report to know that Trump is Literally Hitler and Putin’s lover. THEY CAN SEE IT IN HIS EYES.
Maher then suggested that Trump’s constant comments about the Mueller probe likely helped drive down public support for the investigation.
“He knows how to do that — to hammer the same thing every day, month after month after month,” Maher said of Trump, while pounding the table. “’Mueller’s dirty, I’m clean!’ Can you imagine getting people to believe that?”
Swalwell told Maher that Trump has “no credibility” since he never sat down with the special counsel to do an interview, insisting that proves the president has a “conscience of guilt.”
There’s nothing left to say but “bless their poor, triggered, misled hearts.”