SO…This Patriots Tweet Didn’t Age Well, Did It?

As I mentioned earlier, Robert Kraft, owner of the Patriots, has been accused of involvement with a prostitution ring out of Florida.

…eww.

DOUBLE EWW. Please DEAR GOD do not release this video.

STAAAAHP.

I know I shouldn’t laugh. I know this is awful… but I’m seriously dying over here.

But anyway… a few observant folks realized tweet really, REALLY didn’t age well:

OMG OMG OMG OMG.

Ok… this tweet is from 2010. The HILARIOUS part of this is that they DELETED it. Like someone is going through EVERY SINGLE ONE of their thousands of tweets right now and making sure there’s nothing awkward there. Actually…someone probably SEARCHED “happy ending.”

I am DEAD.

I wonder what OTHER prostitution-related terms they searched.

Holy mother of DAMAGE CONTROL.