I’m not a sociopath, and I’m not a criminal.
But let’s say I WERE. Number one rule?
DO NOT LEAVE A PAPER TRAIL.
Jussie Smollett is BOTH a sociopath and a criminal.
He’s also a certifiable moron. How do I know?
HE PAID THOSE DUDES WITH A CHECK.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. #DUMB.
According to Daily Wire:
According to Chicago Police Chief Eddie Johnson, Smollett used a (very traceable) check to pay the two brothers he allegedly hired to stage the “hate crime.”
After Smollett was arrested on Thursday morning, Johnson spoke to the press about the highly-publicized case. Mr. Johnson alleged that the actor’s wounds were “self-inflicted,” Smollett was motivated to pull off the fake crime to “promote his career,” he sent a threateningly letter predating the staged attack to himself, and he paid two men $3,500 to help him pull it off in the form of a check, reports NBC’s Andrew Blankstein.
GAWWWD this is just all so gross.
And yeah- the brothers punched him in the face but he decided it didn’t look quite DRAAAAMA enough so he SCRATCHED HIMSELF before taking hospital selfies.
It’s unbelievable.