#ImproveAMovieWithOneWord Is The Only Thing Worth Reading On Twitter Right Now

I hate Twitter.

I mean… I spend an INORDINATE amount of time on Twitter, but I have to.  You know. For work.

I’m pretty p*ssed at it right now, because I just lost a crapload of followers OUT OF NOWHERE.

I know something’s up, because I’m randomly following a lot fewer people, too.

ANYWAY I figure if Twitter’s gonna screw with me, I might as well put it all out there:

I’ve lost a bunch of Twitter followers lately, so let’s just finish this off: I HATE “Don’t Stop Believing.” HATE IT.

— Ashley “Kimber” D. (@RedIsTheNewPunk) February 19, 2019

COME AT ME. CATCH ME OUTSIDE, HOW BOUT DAT?

OK…phew. Now that THAT is off my chest, I can get to what I actually MEANT to talk about… which is the “#ImproveAMovieWithOneWord” trending hashtag.

It’s exactly what you think it is… and it’s EPIC.

Stormy? Is that you?

We all know one of those… right?

BAAAHAHAHAHA.

Would Watch.

#LIT

D’awww!

NAAASTY.

NOOOOO! NOT THE BABIES!

It’s SWEATY up in there!

MY KINDA FILM!

That’s the one that explodes, right? Someone needs to watch that thing.

….stop.

AWWWK.

SOMEONE ALERT NORTHAM.

….yikes.

YES, yes he did.

EWW.

EPIDEMIC.

She looks horrified.

And finally, in honor of Mock and Daisy who bring this movie up every chance they get:

Unpopular opinion: I would watch this movie over the original EVERY. TIME.

So… you got any to add?