Krassenstein Bro EASILY Takes “Douchiest Tweet Of The Superbowl” Award

As I’ve mentioned before, the Krassenstein brothers are the douchiest douchelords in all the land.

The Krassenstein Brothers’ New Podcast Is As Epically Horrible As You’d Imagine It To Be https://t.co/haj8C1qNpy

— Chicks On The Right (@chicksonright) January 29, 2019

They’ve noticed, I think:

Out of curiosity did you actually listen to the podcast or just the 30 second clip? That’s what I thought.

— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) January 30, 2019

Nope. I couldn’t. My ears were bleeding and my home was filling up with blood so I had to stop listening and bail the blood out with a bucket.

And no, I’m not apologizing. I’m not someone to apologize when I get caught. I’ll say it to their FACE. THEY ARE DOUCHEBAGS.

Anywhoooo… to further cement my opinion, one of them posted this nugget of desperation last night:

While many of you are likely yelling “GO PATRIOTS” or “GO RAMS!” I’m yelling “GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!” #SuperBowl2019Atlanta

— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) February 3, 2019

Oh, honey. Yikes. https://t.co/YfgfvCxd4s

— Ashley “Kimber” D. (@RedIsTheNewPunk) February 4, 2019

I guess I really shouldn’t be surprised. This is what his Twitter profile looks like:

Bless his heart.

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that you weren’t invited to any superbowl parties

— Davis MacAulay (@davisimacaulay) February 4, 2019

Actually, he and his brother probably got together and nibbled on beet loaf something.

Tweets from a padded cell https://t.co/DxxqDgUrV8

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) February 4, 2019

Someone take his phone. He could hurt himself.