I don’t watch the Super Bowl for the commercials, but I do expect advertisers to up their game.
They tried, but nothing really stuck with me. I wasn’t terribly impressed by any of them, and somehow, I missed the creepiest ad of all: The Church of Scientology had a Super Bowl ad. It’s creepy as heck. You can tell they were trying to appeal to SJWs, because they made a point to use words like “ignorance” and “intolerance” right from the start.
NO WE ARE NOT CURIOUS YOU CREEPS.
Cue *the* Mr. Peanut. He is all of us.
Watching the @Scientology ad like… pic.twitter.com/iCnkfmTS8l
— Mr. Peanut (@MrPeanut) February 4, 2019
They will Fair Game anyone. Which is why anyone speaking out against this dangerous and spiteful cult of Scientology is commendable and honorable.
— Leah Remini (@LeahRemini) February 4, 2019
That’s right. Leah Remini just gave Mr. Peanut props.
Mr Peanut, we got your back #YouInDangerGirl #protectyournuts
— BalinorsCave (@BalinorsCave) February 4, 2019
Going to buy your peanuts from now on! The best part of this SuperBowl. Period!
— Marc Headley (@blownforgood) February 4, 2019
Good luck getting rid of your thetans, now Mr. Peanut.
— Gerry Duggan (@GerryDuggan) February 4, 2019
The best tweet.
— Sheldon@AppYoSelf (@SheldonAYS) February 4, 2019
SP = Supressive Peanut
— Cinloou 🇨🇦 (@cinloou7) February 4, 2019
You go, Mr. Peanut.
h/t Twitchy