If You’re Rooting For The Pats, You’re A White Supremacist…According To Popular Lib Rag

Liberals ruin everything.

Their star quarterback, coach, and owner all supported Trump. But that’s not the only thing that makes the Patriots the preferred team of white nationalists https://t.co/C1KnQNXa9b

— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) February 3, 2019

UUUUGHHHH.

Seriously? This is what they’re going with?

WHY? WHY DON’T Y’ALL PULL THE INSUFFERABLE STICK FROM YOUR A$$ES FOR ONE SECOND? JUST ONE.

The article is worse than you could even imagine:

This past weekend, the Super Bowl-bound New England Patriots held a rally for their sweatiest fans at Gillette Stadium. Brady gave a speech. It ended… unnervingly.

Brady leads a “We’re still here” chant then flings the mic.

He’s READY. (via @Patriots)pic.twitter.com/eOovOxzZLK

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) January 27, 2019

WE’RE STILL HERE! WE’RE STILL HERE! Obviously, Brady is referring to his aging, decrepit, cheating-ass squad’s progression to the big game. But, imagine you didn’t know anything about football, or who Tom Brady was, or anything like that. You would think that you were watching some square-jawed grifter throwing red meat to the hogs at an alt-right rally, screaming at the libs who thought Nancy Pelosi and her gender warriors were gonna keep DECENT AMERICAN FOLKS from BEING HERE.

…are you kidding me?

What the f*ck? An alt-right rally? REALLY?

Anyway…blah blah blah, Boston sports are all racist:

The whole institution of Boston sports, from root to stem, is tinged with the sort of racism that brought Trump into office. The Boston Red Sox were the last MLB team to desegregate, more than a decade after Jackie Robinson entered the league. The Sox’s first owner, Tom Yawkey, was an infamous racist whose speech was peppered with racial slurs. Larry Bird became a symbol of white resentment during his time in the NBA, his jersey appearing as a symbol of white entitlement to black spaces in Spike Lee’s Do the Right Thing. His large teammate, Kevin McHale, was spotted at a Trump rally during the election

And hey, it’s not like their fans are cool guys, either! Dave Portnoy, the founder of Barstool Sports, a toxic masculinity-humping outpost for the world’s worst people, is a Boston sports fan. A Red Sox fan yelled a racial slur and threw a bag of peanuts at Adam Jones a mere two seasons ago. Yankees’ pitcher CC Sabathia told ESPN, “I’ve never been called the N-word” anywhere but in Boston.

Long story short, if you root for the Patriots, YOU ARE A NAZI, KKK BAD MAN.

When you root for the Patriots, you are associating yourself with a virulent and revolting strain of politics that seeks to Make America Great Again—which is to say, white, European, English-speaking. And look, I understand if you’ve been rooting for Boston teams your whole life. Fandom is a hard drug to quit. But please, look at yourself, look at who these guys put out for, and reconsider. Think about if you would want to find yourself in a crowd of sweaty, white men chanting WE’RE STILL HERE while a Trump supporter egged you on. Are you one-hundred percent sure you’re comfortable with that?

I don’t watch football. I don’t care to support the NFL in any way.

This article makes me want to buy and wear a Patriots shirt today, JUST to stick it to this moron.

HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE THIS DENSE?!

HOW?!