Jussie Smollett Managed To Keep Ahold Of His Sandwich Throughout HATE CRIME Attack

Um… so, this is an interesting new development:

#ChicagoPolice source tells @fox32news that #JussieSmollett was seen on surveillance still holding his #Subway sandwich when he returned to the building after the alleged attack.

— Rafer Weigel (@RaferWeigel) February 1, 2019

So this guy managed to hold on to his PHONE and a SUBWAY SANDWICH as two hateful white supremacists tied a noose around his neck, broke his rib, and poured bleach all over him?

Got it.

He must have been REALLY hungry for that sandwich, huh? I wonder if there was bleach on the sandwich. It probably wouldn’t hurt, because Subway sandwiches already taste like cleaning supplies on cardboard. (No offense. Don’t get TOO worked up, Subway fans.)

Every detail that comes out gets more and more hilarious.. #ICantTakeIt anymore. If they don’t arrest and charge this man 😂

— #MobettaNights (@IamMobetta) February 2, 2019

If I’m @SUBWAY I’m calling him up to do commercials!

“I was viciously attacked…I was almost lynched…but throughout the ordeal, I was determined to hold on to my $5 footlong NO MATTER WHAT!”

— (((L.N. Smithee))) (@LNSmithee) February 2, 2019

Subway…a sandwich worth fighting for.

— Aufee (@Aufee) February 2, 2019

He must have been holding the sandwich in a threatening way that made it look like a sword.. yeah thats it

— Michael Scott (@DirtyJulz27) February 1, 2019

And all (according to the video timeline) in about 60 seconds.

— Greg“Smirk This” F. 😏😏😏Learn to code!! (@straytski) February 2, 2019

Riiiiiight.

CAN WE GO AHEAD AND CALL THIS WHAT IT IS NOW?!