The Krassenstein Brothers’ New Podcast Is As Epically Horrible As You’d Imagine It To Be

Actually…it’s worse.

The Krassenstein Brothers are two entirely unhinged Beta Boys who have made their lives entirely about hating Trump.

They’re the same weirdos that came up with that ultra-creepy male-stripper-Mueller children’s book:

Yes, I am turned on by the hot Robert Mueller in the new Krassenstein anti-Trump children’s book.

No, I am not ashamed by this. pic.twitter.com/0owNYyC40Z

— micah 🏆 (@themicahhall) August 25, 2018

Niiiiice.

Anyway, these douchelords decided to do a podcast together. It…hurts.

The first episode of the Krassenstein podcast opens exactly like you’d expect it to open. pic.twitter.com/BikDqOJ30F

— stefan heck (@boring_as_heck) January 29, 2019

Oh, dear LORD.

This can’t be real, can it?

i can’t tell if it’s real and im disturbed

— alex (@whodve) January 29, 2019

It is.

This is 100% unedited and real.

— stefan heck (@boring_as_heck) January 29, 2019

UUUGH.

This is real? Unironically real? I mean… this is literally, word-for-word, what I would say if I had to record a parody of a TDS victim.

Here’s a pitched down version where they sound normal. pic.twitter.com/qkjqjpwU4E

— stefan heck (@boring_as_heck) January 29, 2019

OMG. He’s right.

Direct quote from one of them (again, no clue which one is talking at any given moment) later in the episode: “If you want to imagine us tweeting from the bathroom, that’s your prerogative. I prefer to read about sports.”

— stefan heck (@boring_as_heck) January 29, 2019

What the fuck pic.twitter.com/tFTmZuS7Jr

— stefan heck (@boring_as_heck) January 29, 2019

Their dad must be so proud.

Don’t make me end up unironically liking the Krassensteins, im already 30% there

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) January 29, 2019

LOLOLOLOL. No. Stop that.

come the fuck on now i have to go listen to it and make sure this isnt a joke version

— Gorfeild (@vrunt) January 29, 2019

update: jesus christ

— Gorfeild (@vrunt) January 29, 2019

yeah they really sound like that

— chris person (@Papapishu) January 29, 2019

what the fuck

— Nick Wiger (@nickwiger) January 29, 2019

Actually I did not expect them to go prenatal that quickly.

— Aryeh Cohen-Wade (@AryehCW) January 29, 2019

Do they go more in depth on womb talk later?

— rodney (@rodney_berry) January 29, 2019

THIS IS NOT NORMAL!

— bombo (@bombation) January 29, 2019

YOU DON’T SAY.

i honestly would never have imagined in my wildest dreams that someone could still say “orange man donald trump” non-ironically

— Brittany Van Horne (@_brittanyv) January 29, 2019

Yeah… it started SOMEWHERE, Brittany.

Anyway… this is what we’re up against.

Did orange man Donald trump in office resign in the next ten minutes?

— peters posts (@petermanges) January 29, 2019

No.