Trump Reacts To Ann Coulter’s ‘Wimp’ Tweet

President Trump and Ann Coulter have an ~interesting~ relationship. She’s always been ALL ABOUT securing the border. I remember hearing her speak at CPAC years ago– before the “era of Trump”– and she talked about the importance of it then. I understand why she got so hopeful about Trump, and I get that it’s been two years and STILL no big, beautiful wall.

After Trump opened the government for 3 weeks with no deal, Ann tweeted this:

Good news for George Herbert Walker Bush: As of today, he is no longer the biggest wimp ever to serve as President of the United States.

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) January 25, 2019

Yiiiiiikes. It’s no surprise though. She’s been on edge. Remember this?

Trump GOING TO THE BORDER is beyond moronic. Does he need to meet with a cancer patient before deciding to fund cancer research?

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) January 7, 2019

Trump GOING TO THE BORDER is like politicians who switch positions on gay marriage after talking to a gay person. Did they hate gays before? These are public policy issues, not coffee klatches.

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) January 7, 2019

What will Trump GOING TO THE BORDER accomplish? I’ve been to a hospital. That doesn’t make me a doctor.

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) January 7, 2019

Listen–I get the frustration, but I don’t think it’s fair to say that Trump LIED about the wall. I think he fully INTENDED to get the ball rolling as quickly as possible, but he didn’t realize how difficult it was going to be.

I haven’t lost hope. Not yet.

Anywho, Ann’s still going today. She’s very irritated by Newt.

Newt Gingrich claims I’m in “fantasyland” for criticizing the president for breaking his central campaign promise. It has now come to my attention that Trump HAS built the full border wall & it’s working BEAUTIFULLY. That is why Trump is sailing to re-election!

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) January 28, 2019

Newt’s right — I’m just selling books. But at least I don’t have to kiss Trump’s ass to do so.

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) January 28, 2019

RIDDLE OF THE DAY: How do you break Newt Gingrich’s nose? (ANSWER: Kick Donald Trump in the ass.)

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) January 28, 2019

Poor Newt. At least Rudy got a job.

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) January 28, 2019

Newt seems to believe that you have to run for office to comment on public affairs. The constitution doesn’t just give free speech to disgraced politicians. It also affords speech rights to another category called “citizens.”

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) January 28, 2019

To those who would attack Newt, please remember that just as collusion is not a crime, kissing the emperor’s ass violates no federal law.

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) January 28, 2019

The great thing about Newt is, you can always count on him to tell truth to power.

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) January 28, 2019

Trump voters have fallen into 2 factions: The Tell the Truth faction and the Kiss the Emperor’s Ass camp. Newt and I have picked different camps.

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) January 28, 2019

How is Trump responding to all of this? He’s actually not acting too Trumpy.

“I hear she’s become very hostile,” the president told the Wall Street Journal in an interview published Sunday. “Maybe I didn’t return her phone call or something.”

Huh. That’s it? I was expecting something…more.

Whatevz. I hope the wall goes up and that they kiss and make up.