AOC & Gang Get Lost Searching For McConnell

I AM DEAD.

A bunch of Freshmen Dems decided to hunt McConnell down to make him END THE SHUTDOWN!

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Like everything else this squad sets out to do, it was a total failure.

According to Politico (emphasis their own):

A GROUP OF HOUSE DEMOCRATIC FRESHMEN marched outside in the cold, to the Senate on Tuesday to confront SENATE MAJORITY LEADER MITCH MCCONNELL in his Russell office. The only thing is he doesn’t work in that office. They quickly switched to go to his Capitol office. When they got to the Senate side of the building, they left McConnell’s office, almost went to the Senate floor, but then quickly pivoted back to the House side of the building. If they wanted, they could’ve waited on the floor for him, since they have those privileges.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

This is just too much.

“Where’s Mitch is my question,” says @AOC w other freshmen House members delivering a letter to @senatemajldr asking for a vote on House spending bills pic.twitter.com/ZHAmPGjntS

— lesley clark (@lesleyclark) January 16, 2019

“He seems to be running away from us,” – @AOC, as she heads to the Republican cloakroom on the Senate floor looking for Mitch McConnell

— Josh Jamerson (@joshjame) January 16, 2019

And yes… it manages to get EVEN DUMBER:

The Hill reports:

They decided they would then deliver the letter to the Senate GOP cloakroom and to McConnell’s personal office in the Senate Russell Building. The problem, however, was they didn’t have enough copies.

So Ocasio-Cortez requested the use of McConnell’s office copying machine.

The freshmen then marched in the direction of the Senate chamber to deliver copies to the Senate Republican cloakroom, encountering there some confusion over the correct entrance to the room.

I…just…can’t.