Stormy Must Be Running Out Of Money. She’s Suing Someone New.

Stormy Daniels must realize she’s not going to juice any money out of Trump (actually – doesn’t SHE owe HIM money at this point?) because she’s moving on to a new lawsuit.

She’s suing the cops who arrested her during a strip show in Ohio.

According to Fox News:

Adult film star Stormy Daniels is suing members of an Ohio police department for $2 million after she was arrested at a strip club over the summer.

Yup. 2 MILLION dollars. I guess her CNN appearance money is drying up.

She’s certainly not making much from that book:

Stormy’s book isn’t selling. Discount binned already? #SAD. Also whoever airbrushed this cover for her has no concept of what human skin look like. pic.twitter.com/l6fnEkBNDz

— Ashley “Kimber” D. (@RedIsTheNewPunk) November 19, 2018

Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, filed the federal defamation lawsuit with her lawyer, Michael Avenatti, on Monday against six officers of the Columbus Divison of Police, alleging her arrest was “politically motivated” amid her ties to President Donald Trump.

The 39-year-old was arrested on July 11 on suspicion of inappropriately touching an undercover female officer. Two other club employees were also arrested.

Chief Kim Jacobs said in a statement hours later that during Daniels’ arrest, “one element of the law was missed in error and charges were subsequently dismissed.”

Which doesn’t mean she didn’t break the law. It basically means she got off on a technicality.

How the EFF is this worth 2 million dollars?

Daniels was booked under a 10-year-old state law known as the Community Defense Act that says dancers at “sexually oriented” businesses are prohibited from touching customers and vice versa.

Which is really a great idea. Who KNOWS what you could get from Stormy. I certainly wouldn’t want to find out.