Stormy Daniels Reminds Us You Can Take The Star Out Of Porn, But You Can’t Take The Porn Outta Stormy…

Those who aren’t watching Trump’s address tonight do have other options:

If you’re looking for anything even remotely worth watching tonight at 9pm EST, I will be folding laundry in my underwear for 8 minutes on Instagram live. https://t.co/GhMowscZMP

— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) January 8, 2019

Oh.

You can take the “star” out of porn, but Stormy’s still a wh*re… https://t.co/SSXjo5YdHG

— Ashley “Kimber” D. (@RedIsTheNewPunk) January 9, 2019

OOPS! Did I say that?

For reasons I don’t understand, the libs think this is cool:

😂😂👏👏👏👏

— Helen_Votes_Blue 🌊❄️💪 (@Cruellaisdevine) January 8, 2019

Not all heroes wear capes.

Some wear lace panties.
👙

— Santa Claus, CEO (@SantaInc) January 8, 2019

Ok.

But if Stormy Daniels is your “hero,” you live a sad little life.

Thank you @StormyDaniels for being fearless! pic.twitter.com/plzwqWVxLa

— Sandra (@msmwessman) January 8, 2019

I mean… we’ve literally seen AAAALL of her. This really isn’t all that brave.

When mom runs out of the Franzia https://t.co/jrOwJrqcwg

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) January 8, 2019

BAHAHA!

I’m sure there’s no part of her that anyone has not seen that wants too, unless she swallows the camera.

— Les (@Lefty_Les) January 8, 2019

Real.