Criminal With A CARDBOARD GUN Chose The WRONG Chick To Mug

You know why mugging women is risky business? (Let alone, evil.)

‘Cuz you never know who your victim could turn out to be:

Female UFC fighter beats the hell out of mugger with cardboard gun https://t.co/vY6jGIKtpL pic.twitter.com/P73C0G0lr3

— New York Post (@nypost) January 7, 2019

Yup. It doesn’t end well for him.

here’s the gun 😐 pic.twitter.com/zCAeEtbTUs

— mma21plus (@mma21plus) January 6, 2019

And THAT couldn’t compete with THESE GUNS:

Man tries to rob UFC’s Polyana Viana in Rio de Janeiro, pays painful price.https://t.co/CTTrM74RQZ pic.twitter.com/IgYaUaU6sB

— mma21plus (@mma21plus) January 6, 2019

YASSS!!!

YOU GET ‘IM, GIRL!

According to the New York Post:

UFC star Polyana Viana left a man with horrific facial injuries after he tried to rob her with a cardboard gun.

The cowering thief even begged her to call the cops in fear of another beating after targeting the wrong person. Viana was waiting for her Uber in Rio de Janeiro when the misguided criminal demanded she hand over her phone.

After the would-be robber claimed he had a gun, Viana said she punched and kicked him before locking him in a rear-naked choke. Viana, 26, kept the man in submission while she waited for police to arrive.

Oh he picked the wrong woman https://t.co/LQ5B0glEPM

— Ana Garcia (@AnaGNews) January 7, 2019

Damn straight he did.

But you know what’s cool? You don’t HAVE to be a UFC fighter to keep yourself safe. YOU CAN CARRY.

GUNS are the GREAT EQUALIZER, folks.