OH NOES! Woman Barred From Bar For This HORRIFICALLY OFFENSIVE T-Shirt

What is a “Woman?”

According to Merriam-Webster:

Welp, this definition (THE definition) is OFFENSIVE.

In fact… some chick got kicked out of a bar for it.

According to the Daily Mail: 

You might have thought it was the most innocuous item someone could wear: a simple black T-shirt bearing the dictionary definition of woman as ‘human female’.

But a young mother has been barred from her local pub after a complaint that the words discriminated against transgender people.

The unlikely new front line of the ongoing war between feminists and transgender campaigners is the snug Five Clouds Tap and Bottle in the historic market town of Macclesfield.

Rebekah Wershbale said she was ‘stunned’ when a barwoman at the pub informed her she was banned because of the definition.

Oh, FFS.

I thought transgenders thought they WERE female. How is this offensive, then?

Get OVER it. This is absolutely ridiculous.

Ms Wershbale said: ‘She told me that the T-shirt I was wearing was upsetting people because it was transphobic and not inclusive so I was barred. What she meant was that I was somehow offending men who say they are women because my T-shirt did not include them in the definition of a woman. There aren’t even any transgender staff or patrons at the pub. It’s crackers.’

And even if there WERE trans people at the bar… so WHAT?!

This is the dumbest thing to get worked up over I HAVE EVER HEARD OF.

The story of how it all went down makes it even worse. It’s like a freaking liberal parody.

Ms Wershbale, a mother-of-one, had gone last Sunday with her girlfriend to play board games at the pub where she has been a regular for three years.

But the 34-year-old was surprised to be approached by a member of staff with a complaint. Nothing out of the ordinary had happened that evening, except when she spoke to another drinker at the pub, a gay man called Mika Johnson.

‘I sat down next to him and asked him how he was,’ Ms Wershbale said. ‘He said, “I don’t want to talk to you to be honest – please leave me alone.” ‘So I said OK and left it.’

Thirty minutes later a member of the bar staff named Heather came to Ms Wershbale’s table to tell her she was no longer welcome at the pub. ‘Heather said I’d been upsetting people and Mika was crying,’ Ms Wershbale said.

‘She told me that the way I talk about radical feminism was a problem and said: “The T-shirt you’re wearing is upsetting and not inclusive.” I replied that it simply said the dictionary definition of being a woman – how can it be offensive?

It just IS, ok?

YOUR T-SHIRT MADE A MAN CRY, YOU EVIL BIGOT.

On the same day Mr Johnson – the pub goer Ms Wershbale had offended – took to Twitter to talk about his distress. He wrote: ‘When you’re trying to relax in your fave pub and there is a TERF [trans exclusionary radical feminist] wearing an anti-trans T-shirt… it’s disgusting and I’m so upset by it.’

This is where we are now.

If your “TERF” t-shirt with a common definition on it makes a snowflake cry, you get kicked out of bars.

WONDERFUL.