LOL! Avenatti Wins A ‘Man Of The Year’ Award, And He’s P*SSED

THIS IS NEXT LEVEL TROLLING, Y’ALL. IT’S A FREAKING MASTERPIECE:

For helping ensure Brett Kavanaugh’s ascension to the Supreme Court, @MichaelAvenatti is hereby named a Washington Free Beacon Man of the Year! https://t.co/v2KhHPqUbZ pic.twitter.com/tFV4cFznvv

— Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) December 27, 2018

OH.

MY.

GOD.

This is truly a thing of beauty. This is Picasso-Level Trollage.

And they’re ENTIRELY RIGHT. Michael Avenatti’s insertion of Julie Swetnick’s ABSURD allegations made it clear as day how much of a COMPLETE AND TOTAL CIRCUS the entire Kavanaugh situation had become.

So thank you, Michael, for JUSTICE Kavanaugh.

Unfortunately, Creepy Porn Lawyer isn’t grateful for the honor:

Nice try – complete garbage and a total fabrication of the right. We didn’t change one vote. Not one. And we are still waiting on the investigation, which we have been begging for. Where is it? It was killed because people don’t want the truth. 5 witnesses support the allegations

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) December 27, 2018

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Literally, NO ONE supports the allegations, Mikey. The “witnesses” basically asked to please be left out of this, because it was total garbage.

Thank you, Michael Avenatti! You earned this one! https://t.co/IXJYnwVhmS

— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) December 27, 2018

Local Man Doesn’t Understand When He’s Getting Made Fun Of, Makes It Worse https://t.co/9UkMnNwt2l

— Alec Sears (@SearsAl) December 27, 2018

Dude, supposed to accept your award and make a gracious speech. Come on bro. Man of the year!!! https://t.co/EQFHZV0JuC

— Penessee Williams (@penessee) December 27, 2018

I’m DEAD.

This is so damn good.