Apparently People Want A “Gender Neutral” Santa Now

So… this is happening, I guess?

More than a quarter of people think Santa should be female or gender neutral, according to new survey https://t.co/cJsUHqyGYx pic.twitter.com/OakNUXSdO6

— CBS News (@CBSNews) December 14, 2018

…WUT?

Should jolly old Saint Nicholas become jolly old Saint Nicola? Should Santa be gender neutral? More than a quarter of people who responded to a new online survey by GraphicSprings say yes.

And that’s not all. When asked how they would modernize Santa, twenty percent of people responded that he should have tattoos. Eighteen percent responded that his iconic red-and-white suit should be replaced with skinny jeans. And twenty two percent said that Santa should ditch the sleigh in exchange for a flying car.

These people realize Santa is based on a real person, right?

Next, they’re gonna want “gender-neutral founding fathers.”

But REALLY? A QUARTER? I feel like I’d be hard pressed to find a handful of people who agree with this nonsense, despite the fact that I probably know more libs than I do Conservatives.

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

We all know this is probably an overrepresented group based on a poor sample size so gtfo

— Krizz Kringle 🎄 (@konkarrne) December 15, 2018

Maybe a quarter of a person…
Or 25% “of people”
* in Brooklyn antifa meetings*
But not a quarter “of people”

— 🇺🇸🚨TRUTH🚨🇺🇸 (@Stonewater20) December 15, 2018

This makes a lot more sense, TBH.

A quarter of all gender studies majors? (JK. They ALL want this.)

In the future, expect to start meeting young girls named “Nicholas” whose Leftist parents attempted to make the name unisex after normal people pointed out to them that Santa Claus is also named St. Nicholas, which is a male name.

— Dan (@DriveMeMild) December 15, 2018

Duh.

Stop polling leftist idiots in San Fransisco.

— DJ (@DJNYified) December 14, 2018

So the majority of people believe Santa should remain a man. Great reporting CBS.

— Bryan Morris (@bryanmorris82) December 14, 2018

Because he IS one.

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— Mark Green (@mgreen102599) December 14, 2018

Our entire world has gone mad. It’s not even funny anymore.