Gwyneth Paltrow Is Convinced She Made Yoga Popular
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December 13, 2018
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December 13, 2018I’m not much of a yoga girl. I’ve done one full yoga class in my life, and it was perfectly fine. I was kinda sore the next day, but a lot of it was too slow. I’m not good at the “relaxing” parts. If I’m going to the gym, I want to be jumping around and breaking a sweat. I want to feel like I’m really working out. I’m not saying yoga isn’t a tough workout, because it totally can be. I’m just saying…I’d rather do Zumba or Body Pump or something. (PiYo is fun though!)
Yoga seems to be really “on trend” lately, and you want to know why? Because Gwyneth Paltrow made it happen. At least, that’s what she’s telling herself.
In an interview with The Wall Street Journal’s WSJ. Magazine posted Tuesday, the Goop founder said: “I remember when I started doing yoga and people were like, ‘What is yoga? She’s a witch. She’s a freak.’ ’’
And then she seemed to stretch reality further:
“Forgive me if this comes out wrong,” she said, “but I went to do a yoga class in L.A. recently and the 22-year-old girl behind the counter was like, ‘Have you ever done yoga before?’ And literally I turned to my friend, and I was like, ‘You have this job because I’ve done yoga before.’ ”
She made yoga happen, people. She did that.
What a narcissist.
Breaking: Gwyneth Paltrow invented yoga pic.twitter.com/JECxNWsaz4
— Marta 🧘🏻♀️ (@martafsj) December 5, 2018
@GwynethPaltrow being her typical, narcissistic, delusional self. “You have this job because I’ve done yoga before.” She is legit the worst. 🤮 Gwyneth Paltrow Sees Goop as ‘Trailblazers’ for Women’s Health — Vaginal Steaming and All https://t.co/h9f2WAHlPE
— Courtney Vaudreuil (@LaVaudreuil) December 4, 2018
— Sarah Turner (@_sarahturner) December 5, 2018
The ego has landed
— Dary Mantecón (@dary83) December 5, 2018
The Hero We Need: The 22-year-old who didn’t recognize Paltrow, who has already proven she will say or do any nonsense to stay recognizable. Here’s to Gwyneth’s accelerating cultural irrelevance.
— Whollydazed (@agunn) December 6, 2018
This dumba** will never understand that the world doesn’t spin around her! 🤦♀️ #GwynethPaltrow #wsj pic.twitter.com/CZbA62seRV
— Mónica Silva (@monicasilv_a) December 5, 2018
She totes made yoga happen, everyone. Remember that.
