Michael Avenatti Is Dealt Yet ANOTHER Devastating Blow

After a YEAR of being called “Hottie Avenatti” by geriatric Democrats in the throes of senility, Micheal Avenatti is being dealt a devastating blow.

…to his EGO!

He’s not the “sexiest Michael.”

I’m done with 2018. pic.twitter.com/jk6OwdooRh

— Kassy Dillon (@KassyDillon) December 11, 2018

YOU DON’T SAY.

Avenatti looks like Alfred e Neuman But bald

— LegallyBae (@legallybae) December 11, 2018

They’ve gotta be joking? Avenatti? 🤦‍♂️

— Paul A Marketos (@PaulAMarketos) December 11, 2018

If those were the “runners up,” it was not a close contest for Michael B. Jordan.

— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) December 11, 2018

Which is saying a lot, because the dude has chipmunk cheeks and is 0% hot.

Fassbender was robbed.

— MinnDad (@MinnDad) December 11, 2018

Accurate. Way hotter.

I’m hoping someone put Avenatti in there as a joke; knowing that conservative would say WTF and leftist would re-evaluate what they believe as sexy.

— john bittle (@seanbitt) December 11, 2018

High hopes, there. They didn’t.

I just threw up in my mouth. I may have just thrown up in everyone’s mouth.

— I am Jack’s deteriorating rule of law (@LampersMichael) December 11, 2018

Imagine the absolute state of that person who thinks Avenatti is … uh … sexy. 🤢

— Remus Remington (@RzNBA23) December 11, 2018

I don’t wanna.

QUESTION:

Think this was printed before he was arrested for allegedly assaulting a woman?

— Kelly (@sunnydays878) December 11, 2018

Does that even matter if you’re a Democrat?