Kamala Harris Wants Us To Be More Like Wakanda, Just One Problem

Kamala Harris is taking a different approach to gettin’ millennials on board with her. Wakanda forever!

“We know that if we want to live in a world that looks more like Wakanda, the first step is you invest in some women and girls.” #WakandaForeverhttps://t.co/aSyj6GPrFT

— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) December 10, 2018

^^that’s an actual tweet from an actual senator.

I’d also like to point out that Wakanda has the strictest immigration policies ever. They’re so strict that it’s deliberately invisible to the rest of the world. How’s that for a world that looks more like Wakanda? They’re beyond walls. They have invisible barriers and stuff.

There are also some other problems. For starters, we’d need to find the fictional metal, vibranium. Also, Wakanda is a monarchy, and leaders challenge each other by fighting to the death so…awkward.

You want the Presidency decided by each tribe putting up a member to fight to the death? At least that will open it up to 3rd party candidates.

— Scotty Jolly Christmas (@Scottergate) December 11, 2018

This is the best tweet I’ve ever seen https://t.co/y9e17sImhg

— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) December 11, 2018

Wakanda is an Ethnostate surrounded by a wall, is Kamala part of the alt right?

— The New(ish) Deal (@CouldYouNotMan) December 11, 2018

That and discover a fictional element with magical properties that only exists in one place. And have the only benevolent monarchy ever. So, short list.

— RightMakesRight (@RightMakesRight) December 11, 2018

King T’Chaka literally built a wall to stop immigration into the country.

— KZalew (@KZalew) December 11, 2018

I could have sworn that Wakanda was ruled by an authoritarian male monarch

— Unaccountable BureauCat (@UnAcctBureaucat) December 11, 2018

So we want to pick our leader based on a bloodline and make them fight to the death for the throne?

— WS Lunch (@banker88NY) December 11, 2018

You mean a tiny monarchic state with vast wealth and technological knowledge that isn’t shared with the dozens of poor nations that surround it?

— Ian Haworth (@ighaworth) December 10, 2018

You want the world to look more like a cartoon ethno-state?

— James Dietrich (@HiThere144) December 10, 2018

Haha– guess so!