Tickets To Bill And Hillary’s Nationwide Tour Are Now On Groupon

Remember how Bill and Hillary announced that they would be going on a 13-city nationwide tour? It kicked off November 18th. They’re calling it “An Evening With The Clintons.” If you go, you will hear their “unique perspective on the past, and remarkable insight into where we go from here.”

HAHAHAHA. Who wrote that description?

As far as I know, tickets were listed as high as $750, and don’t you worry! The tour extends into 2019. They’re going to hit up New York, Detroit, Philadelphia, DC, Boston, Seattle and more!

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Where can I get tickets?

Easy! Groupon! Yes, that’s right. Clinton tickets are now on Groupon.

OMG–I'm dying. 😭😭

The Clintons are on Groupon. pic.twitter.com/bQoPU4YrqH

— thebradfordfile™ (@thebradfordfile) December 7, 2018

The jokes write themselves.

Oh dear.

— 🕊✝️ (@Encouragedbyit) December 7, 2018

Groupon keeps close to half of the sales price. 😂🤣

— Wil Roberts (@Wil2Rob) December 7, 2018

Tough times at Clinton Inc. https://t.co/l8k8lQll6N pic.twitter.com/W5757Tuhyq

— Jimmy (@JimmyPrinceton) December 7, 2018

LOL! The Bill and Hillary’s book tour is so bad that they’ve put it on @Groupon and ticket prices keep plummeting because no one is buying them. 😂😂😂

Link: https://t.co/e3yxytYSuO pic.twitter.com/dDGUg4FEJZ

— Valente Montes (@Valente_Montes) December 8, 2018

Pure gold!

— Katy plaisance (@Soonergirl_kp) December 7, 2018

Is that real?? Hahaha😂

— Katy plaisance (@Soonergirl_kp) December 7, 2018

The tour is not going as expected #theclintons https://t.co/6l5O2UHLib

— New Improved Dave (@NewImprovedDave) December 7, 2018

LOL.

h/t Twitchy