I Found The PERFECT Christmas Gift For Someone You Want To Make Slightly Uncomfortable

You know that person you HAVE to get a Christmas present for but also wish you didn’t?

I have just the thing: A pillow that is pretty and festive red sequins… until you brush your hand over it:

THIS IS GLORIOUSLY HORRIFIC.

https://t.co/gSk6iLgyk6 via @Etsy

— Ashley “Kimber” D. (@RedIsTheNewPunk) December 4, 2018

Etsy seller “Far From Average” sells this delicious monstrosity for $29.95 plus shipping, and it’s obviously worth every penny.

Nothing says “Merry Christmas, or whatever” quite like Jolly Ol’ Nick Cage’s face.

And if you’re not quite sold, there’s this GEM, too:

You NEED this.

And just like that, your Christmas shopping is all done. You’re welcome.