Chelsea Handler Is Resorting To The Comebacks Of A 5 Year Old

I’ve noticed another symptom of TDS. You lose all sense of humor. I guess being in a state of perpetual outrage permanently affects your funny bone, because I’ve seen people who were actually career comedians completely lose touch of all things funny.

Amy Schumer.

Kathy Griffin.

And of course, Chelsea Handler.

Usually their jokes get RAUNCHIER and dumber, but in this case, Chelsea Handler is descending into 5 year old territory.

It all started with this:

Oh, I get it! I am a very good developer, happily living my life, when I see our Country going in the wrong direction (to put it mildly). Against all odds, I decide to run for President & continue to run my business-very legal & very cool, talked about it on the campaign trail…

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 30, 2018

….Lightly looked at doing a building somewhere in Russia. Put up zero money, zero guarantees and didn’t do the project. Witch Hunt!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 30, 2018

Chelsea’s response?

You should never be allowed to use the word, “cool.” https://t.co/cAu60i6KXs

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) November 30, 2018

OMG Trump should, like, never be allowed to say cool because he’s NOT COOL. He’s like, the opposite of cool. Cool is a word reserved for COOL people, which he’s NOT!

Is that not the most lame, childish retort you’ve ever heard in your life?

Take this as a warning: If you’re a comedian or TRYING to make it in the comedic world, don’t catch TDS. Your sense of humor will quickly deteriorate, and all hopes of a fruitful career will die along with it.