Newsweek Is Shocked That Women Are STILL Into Men With Muscles

It actually amazes me that this is a headline, and it’s not just ANY headline. This is a headline from a very shocked Newsweek. They seem totally FLABBERGASTED.

Almost like nature isn’t affected by claims by some nutcases with a gender studies degree. https://t.co/Nfd8JSnq2b

— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) November 20, 2018

Women are generally attracted to manly men with big muscles and lots of money. WOW STOP THE PRESSES! I mean, can you even believe that women are still into that, given society’s #progress? Effeminate men are men too! Why aren’t we more attracted to soyboys who Uber everywhere in their jorts? The “starving artist” types are JUST AS MANLY, with their stubby manbuns and inability to pay for dinner. THIS IS SO CONFUSING! What is our DEAL, ladies?!

The article is actually from 2017, but it’s still hilarious today.

Muscles and money are qualities that straight women and gay men typically find attractive in men, according to an analysis of Tube Crush—a website where people post unsolicited pictures of men seen on the London Underground.

The study at Coventry and Aberystwyth universities in the United Kingdom, published in Feminist Media Studies in August, analyzed images over a period of three years since 2014. The “guy candy” posted on the website were mostly white men—despite London being a multicultural city—indicating that white male privilege is still an attractive quality.

The photos and comments focused on the men’s biceps, pecs and chest as well as perceived sexual ability. Items that indicated wealth such as smart suits, watches and phones were emphasized.

CRAZY!

They say that like it’s a bad thing.

— WhiggedOut (@RandomNewsFeedT) November 20, 2018

Well, it is. Don’t you see? We’re stifling progress!

You mean poor, puny guys aren’t a catch? Huge if true.

— Joseph (@RealappraiserSC) November 20, 2018

It’s a BOMBSHELL.

No matter how much liberals try to redefine manliness, some things will never change. Women will always find rich, muscular men to be attractive. Financial stability will always be more attractive than poverty. Biceps will always be more attractive than SpongeBob arms. Chubbies short-shorts will always be horrific. Sorry, the end.