Chris Wallace Shares Moderating Tips For A Smooth Thanksgiving

God Bless Chris Wallace’s heart for this.

Wallace is best known for being a fair and balanced moderator… so this Thanksgiving, he’s giving everyone tips for how to keep Thanksgiving from getting a little too rowdy:

Thanksgiving dinner can be a recipe for arguments, so we got Fox News anchor, Chris Wallace, to give us some tips for moderating your Turkey Day debates. #LSSC pic.twitter.com/zo5Ywp3KQF

— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) November 20, 2018

1- Forget roast or fried turkey…Serve Wild Turkey!

2- No fighting at the table. That’s what backyard fighting pits are for. (Y’all have one of those, right?)

3- Add even MORE tryptophan to the turkey – a sleeping family is a happy family.

4- Say “excuse me” if you want to leave the table or “freedom of the press is the cornerstone of our democracy.” (This one might get sticky. Freedom of the REAL press – but is the MSM the “Press” or just propaganda pushing hacks? I’d suggest you avoid this conversation until AFTER pie.)

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5 – Don’t fight over who does the dishes – JUST MOVE.

And THOSE are Chris Wallace’s Thanksgiving tips!

Surely you all have some of your own to share with us!