Oh look! Just the news no Republican ANYWHERE wanted to hear!
John Kasich, also known as the son of a mailman, has news. He’s considering running for president. Again. I know, I know. Precisely the news NO ONE wanted to hear.
It all went down on “The View.” Kasich said he didn’t know if he’d run against his own party in 2020.
“I don’t know,” he said.
“I mean, all of my options are on the table. You know, in the Republican Party… pretty hard because it’s kind of locked down right now, but we don’t know what’s going to come in the future,” he continued. “I think, for the first time, there is a legitimate chance for a third-party candidate.”
You can’t see me, but I’m rolling my eyes SO HARD right now.
“If you have the Republicans on the extreme, and the Democrats on the extreme, there is a big, wide-open space in the middle so all of my options are on the table,” Kasich said. “It’ll be fun.”
No. It will NOT be fun. Go away.
Although I did learn something interesting about Kasich today (besides his being a moron) … Did you know his father was a postman? https://t.co/epSWqGah2P
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) November 5, 2018
Kasich is the human form of gum stuck to your shoe. TELL ME I’M WRONG.