Remember when fun was just fun, and things were just what they were?
When everything wasn’t offensive, and everyone wasn’t offended?
Those were simpler days. But we’ve given them up for the sake of “progress” right? According to the Left, things are BETTER this way, right?
8:00 AM: I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.— Jewtropolis Yitz (@MeerkatYitz) November 1, 2018
8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 The transgender ma..wom…person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.— Jewtropolis Yitz (@MeerkatYitz) November 1, 2018
8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.— Jewtropolis Yitz (@MeerkatYitz) November 1, 2018
8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.
8:42 The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.— Jewtropolis Yitz (@MeerkatYitz) November 1, 2018
8:45 TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble— Jewtropolis Yitz (@MeerkatYitz) November 1, 2018
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.
9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding that I be beheaded.Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It's just a view of the world in which we live— Jewtropolis Yitz (@MeerkatYitz) November 1, 2018
Sure…it’s satire. An obvious exaggeration. And yes, it’s HILARIOUS.
But it also makes a pretty great point about the world we live in today.
And it’s a heartbreaking one.