Attention! The election is just DAYS away, and celebrities have an extremely important message for you plebs. VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS! Women specifically: Vote for Democrats, because as a woman you OBVIOUSLY know that Republicans are evil and want kids in cages, more school shootings and dirty air and water. We cannot have that!
Get a load of this celeb ad. They even recruited Cher. God bless her face. It’s filled with so many things.
Gotta love the generalizations they threw in their plea: “If basic human rights matter, then vote.”
These women will be pleased to know that I– an ALMIGHTY WOMYN (HAHAHA, JK. WoMAN)– voted. But…not for Democrats. No blue on my ballot. Red all the way. I’m not the only one either.
well I am voting just not for Democrats😎
— packergirl (@p9cker_girl) October 31, 2018
They will! Just got my 37 year old wife registered to vote…..FOR THE @GOP and @tedcruz !!!!
— Russian Bot 12875 (@msbviper) October 31, 2018
Voting for the people who don’t see me as a victim.
— Navigator (@ItsGoneAwry) October 31, 2018
Woman here. I early voted straight R ticket.
— empatn (@m27731630) October 31, 2018
I voted, although it's possible I didn't check the box for one of the Democratic candidates…or any of them.
— Ididn'tvoteforMazie (@tvoteformazie) October 31, 2018
I'm a woman voting #RedWaveRising2018 haven't been this happy to vote since November 2016 against Hillary.
— RiseFromTheAshes (@AmericanRising) October 31, 2018
Yup I’m voting. Just not for who those ppl want.
— Deanna Converse (@conversefive) October 31, 2018
Clearly, we’re all traitors to our gender. How DARE we form our own opinions and think for ourselves.
Update:
You can find more background info on this ridiculous ad, which was directed by Jodie Foster, right here.