The Internet Just Came Up With An IIIIIINTERESTING Observation About STRIPPERS

Ok, folks – I am FULLY aware that this is kinda silly.

But it gave me a chuckle… and so I had to share.

The internet has made a KEEN observation about an ONSLAUGHT of politically motivated strippers.

I mean… we’re nearing epidemic proportions!

That mail bomb dude?

Who is Cesar Sayoc? A former stripper with a lengthy record of arrests, a fervent Trump supporter and, according to one cousin, a "very nice person." https://t.co/1kTf88mv9x pic.twitter.com/CxbeYSi7a7

— NBC New York (@NBCNewYork) October 26, 2018

A STRIPPER.

Well… at least he WAS:

Best quote ever. —> "He's like 900 years old now. I wouldn't hire a 50- or 60-year-old stripper," he said. // Mail bomb suspect Cesar Sayoc was a 'big muscle head' stripper, says former boss https://t.co/Tw7rISeAW9

— Kevin Baron (@DefenseBaron) October 26, 2018

Yiiikes.

Which leads us to…

MIAMI! Jonathan Oddi, the man who shot up Trump National hotel, was a stripper and porn star for the website Dancing Bear 🐻 https://t.co/IIMcmlAlAL pic.twitter.com/37eJ4h2PHO

— David Ovalle (@DavidOvalle305) May 19, 2018

A STRIPPER PORN STAR.

BUT WAIT… DID SOMEONE SAY STRIPPER PORN STAR?

Stormy Daniels arrested for being a stripper and doing stripper things inside a strip club: https://t.co/Z7MDzSor5F pic.twitter.com/WW8o87ZbIP

— The Root (@TheRoot) July 13, 2018

WTH is going on with all these strippers?!?!?!

MAKE STRIPPERS SANE AGAIN!

Wait… have strippers ever been entirely sane? I’m not totally sure. I don’t personally know any strippers. Y’all let me know.

h/t: Twitchy