Amy Schumer Has News None Of Us Really Wanted To Hear…

Oh…

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This is not a joke. We repeat: This is not a joke. Amy Schumer announced that she is expecting! 👶 Link in bio for everything we know about the happy couple's pregnancy. (📷: @amyschumer)

A post shared by E! News (@enews) on Oct 22, 2018 at 1:52pm PDT

Her announcement is meant to be funny. She put her face on Meghan Markle:

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About to announce some exciting news on @jessicayellin insta page. Please follow her for up to the minute #newsnotnoise she breaks down what’s really going on. She agreed to post a lil noise today for me! Follow her and VOTE!!

A post shared by @ amyschumer on Oct 22, 2018 at 1:26pm PDT

Cool.

I’m not sure I get the Jessica Yellin thing? She’s a former CNN Chief White House Correspondent.

So um… I love babies.

No matter who their moms are.

But HOT DAMN. I wish this sweet lil’ babe all the luck. ALL OF THE LUCK.

GOD BLESS YOU, LITTLE BABY.