Chelsea Handler Goes Off On Christians AGAIN, And I Have Some Thoughts

It all started the other day, when Chelsea Handler decided to mock Christians for loving Jesus and being against ILLEGAL immigration and blah blah blah.

Hearing Republicans invoke god and Jesus Christ with regard to trump is beyond nauseating. As if Jesus wants babies in cages, wants to cut off healthcare for people with pre-existing conditions, and holds no regard for women claiming sexual assault. That’s a new kind of Jesus.

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) October 13, 2018

Seriously. We need to stop being such hypocrites. If you don’t think that Jesus would be standing in solidarity with p*ssy hat-wearing feminists who want to murder babies in the womb on demand…you’re absolutely right. He wouldn’t.

As I wrote before:

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Liberalism is contrary to human nature. For Chelsea to take stupid (and demonstratively false) talking points to attempt to make Republicans look like hypocrites? SO DISHONEST. Jesus didn’t come to establish a POLITICAL REGIME. His mandates were for the INDIVIDUAL. It’s up to those INDIVIDUALS to determine how to institute governments among men. Those Judeo-Christian values that the left frequently mocks– the traditional family, personal responsibility, a SEMBLANCE of morality– built the greatest nation in the history of the world, and there are fewer things more amazing to see than the President of the United States bowing his head and allowing another Man of God to speak words of LIFE into him.

But Chelsea’s reducing that to “WAAAAHHHHH illegals are coming here illegally and Christians don’t like it, HYPOCRITES!”

What a sad, sorry human she is.

She’s at it again.

If you are voting for guns, no healthcare, and condoned sexual assault, please don’t couch it in religion. There is one party which doesn’t want the rich to get richer and that cares about the lives of our children, and that doesn’t tell women how worthless they are.

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) October 17, 2018

1.) Voting “for” guns? So…voting to preserve my Second Amendment rights? Why is that bad? Chels DOES realize that isn’t the same as TAKING A GUN AND MURDERING CHILDREN, right?

No. She doesn’t. Owning a gun basically makes you a murderer in her view. Abortion is fine though.

But, it’s better to have them shot at school at 6 or 7? Get a grip

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) October 17, 2018

2.) No healthcare? Um…I just want government’s nose OUT of healthcare. You know. So I can afford it again.

3.) If believing in due process and embracing “innocent until proven guilty” makes me someone who CONDONES sexual assault, then guilty as charged, I guess.

Thank you for continuing to help Republicans ahead of the midterms, Chels. It’s greatly appreciated.