Stormy Daniels Responds To Trump Calling Her ‘Horseface’ By Making Fun Of His Junk

Earlier today, President Trump called Stormy Daniels “horseface.”

“Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees.” @FoxNews Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas. She will confirm the letter she signed! She knows nothing about me, a total con!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2018

Here’s the thing…I don’t condone the name. It’s really immature and yada yada yada, BUT ALSO don’t forget that Stormy is the skank who decided to describe Trump’s junk in intimate detail so…call it even?

Anyway, Stormy responded to Trump’s latest nickname in the most “Stormy Daniels” way ever.

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to his…umm…shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny. https://t.co/6DpDD5ELtj

— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) October 16, 2018

I see someone finally made it to chapter 3. Also, can someone please teach Tiny about correct punctuation? We already knew you're a con, though. #triggeredhim #slowreader #commasarehard

— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) October 16, 2018

Does she really think talking about his junk gives her the upper hand? Because it only makes her look and sound like more of skankasaurus rex.

Make it all STOOOOOOP.