#DEAD: Lindsey Graham Is Taking A DNA Test To See If He’s More Indian Than Elizabeth Warren

OMG YES YES YES! Someone is actually taking my advice! (OK so…I’m pretty sure Graham thought of this on his own, but STILL. This was a total Han-Linds brainshare.)

Yesterday, I said that someone (really anyone running against Warren) should take a DNA test, because chances are they are more Indian than Elizabeth Warren. 1/1024th isn’t too hard to beat. The average white American beats her.

Well guess what? Lindsey Graham 2.0 is doing it.

“I will take a DNA test,” Graham told “Fox & Friends.” “I’ve been told my grandmother may part Cherokee Indian. It may be just talk. You will find out in couple weeks…..I didn’t really think much about it. But [Warren] is less than .1 of 1%. I think can beat her.”

Lindsey Graham on @foxandfriends this AM: "I will take a DNA test. I've been told my grandmother may part cherokee Indian. It may be just talk. You will find out in couple weeks…..I didn't really think much about it. But [Warren] is less than .1 of 1%. I think can beat her."

— Saagar Enjeti (@esaagar) October 16, 2018

.@LindseyGrahamSC: "I will take a DNA test. I’ve been told my grandmother may part Cherokee Indian. It may be just talk. You will find out in couple weeks … [@elizabethforma] is less than .1 of 1%. I think can beat her." pic.twitter.com/27iK7donV0

— The Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) October 16, 2018

This might be the greatest thing to happen…ever.

Lindsey graham is the greatest thing in politics right now

— Dixie Normous (@Thechillishow) October 16, 2018

You can say that again. I cannot WAIT to see his results.