Fauxcahontas Calls On Trump To Pay Up $1 Million, Michelle Malkin Floats The BEST Solution

A while back, Trump joked that he would give $1 million to charity if Elizabeth Warren took a DNA test to “prove” she’s Native American.

Warren took the test, and only GOD KNOWS WHY she’s spiking the football, because she only managed to prove that the average white American is more Native American than she is. Indian rug burns are more Native American than Elizabeth Warren. My dog wearing an Indian headdress is more Native American than Elizabeth Warren. I AM MORE NATIVE AMERICAN THAN ELIZABETH WARREN. Seriously.

Despite all of that, she’s pretending like she proved something YUUUUUGE and is demanding Trump to pay up.

By the way, @realDonaldTrump: Remember saying on 7/5 that you’d give $1M to a charity of my choice if my DNA showed Native American ancestry? I remember – and here's the verdict. Please send the check to the National Indigenous Women’s Resource Center: https://t.co/I6YQ9hf7Tv pic.twitter.com/J4gBamaeeo

— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) October 15, 2018

HAHAHAHA. You proved you’re MAYBE 1/1024th Native American. HOW DO YOU NOT REALIZE WHAT A JOKE YOU ARE?????

Michelle Malkin offered the best solution yet.

1/1024 "Native American" indirectly derived from South American genetic markers is "proof" of Native heritage?

1/1024 of $1 million = $976.56.

President Trump should donate that amount in Monopoly money, which is as genuine as Warren's claim.#Fauxcahontas https://t.co/0Cf4a7NWBG

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) October 15, 2018

Boom. Can we call it even after that, Lizzy?