The Socialist Sweetheart’s Happy Birthday Tweet To HERSELF Is Beyond Obnoxious

Apparently it was Alexandria Ocasio Cortez’s 29th birthday on Saturday.

So she used it as an opportunity to be “inspiring” …or something.

At 22, I was working w/ children + communities.

At 25, I was waitressing to support my family.

At 28, I won my primary for Congress. I didn’t have health insurance.

Today I turn 29.

You’re never too late, too early, or too imperfect to care for yourself or pursue your dreams.

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@Ocasio2018) October 13, 2018

I’m incredibly grateful + thankful to all the family, friends, and community that has supported this journey.

I’m blessed to have the Bronx and Queens as my home.

Thank you to everyone that has worked to fill our community with love. Looking forward to the future we make. ✨

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@Ocasio2018) October 13, 2018

What’s her message here, really?

That 28-year-old socialist waitresses can run for Congress – and win – if their constituents are ignorant enough? Because um… that’s what happened here.

(No offense to 28-year-old NON SOCIALIST waitresses. This isn’t about you.)

This chick keeps patting herself on the back for winning her primary while knowing absolutely nothing about how American government works.

I mean… FFS…

Democratic socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez thinks that if she wins her congressional race this November that she will be “inaugurated” into office and will be signing bills into law.pic.twitter.com/Sp7OgW2gmR

— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) October 2, 2018

No… but f’real.

Alexandria Ocasio Cortez gives jumbled word salad when asked about her plans for Congress https://t.co/o4OdmwliNk pic.twitter.com/UkFxSlj8cz

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) October 6, 2018

Oh, dear lord.

You’re never too late, too early, or too imperfect to care for yourself or pursue your dreams?

How ’bout:

You’re never too stupid, too ignorant, or too imperfect to make Congress even worse than it already is.

FIXED IT FOR YOU.