Michael Avenatti Wants To FIGHT Donald Trump Jr….Like In An MMA Fight

ALERT ALERT ALERT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti wants to fight Donald Trump Jr. Like, an MMA fight.

I’m having lunch with Michael Avenatti @MichaelAvenatti at the Vanity Fair Summit and he’s proposing a three-round mixed-martial arts fight with Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr for charity. No joke.

— Dylan Byers (@DylanByers) October 9, 2018

I repeat. Michael Avenatti wants to get into an ACTUAL CAGEMATCH with Don Jr.

This would be for two great causes. I’m in. https://t.co/zo46yhsXCi

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) October 9, 2018

Man. That Weiner 2020 joke really got to him!

Who else is excited about Avanetti/Weiner 2020?!?

It’s gonna be Carlos Dangerous. https://t.co/yLWO1D2rwx

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) October 8, 2018

My portion of the proceeds from the fight will be split 50% to rebuilding Puerto Rico and 50% to @RAINN. Just waiting on Bif to confirm. #Basta

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) October 9, 2018

I’m not going to lie…I would ABSOLUTELY watch this. It would be an ordeal. I would make a spread and invite people over. I am that person.

Will Don Jr. jump aboard? Stranger things have happened…