
I don’t follow wrestling (or any other sport, really) but I know who John Cena is, what he looks like, and that he seems like a reasonably cool guy.
I guess he’s “back.”
GUESS WHO’S BAAAAAAAAAACK…#WWESSD @JohnCena pic.twitter.com/Hl0D7z9uU5
— WWE (@WWE) October 6, 2018
Cool. But then he took his hat off…and WUT?
“@WWE has always been my home and will always BE my home. I know my life is changing, but I never, EVER forget where I came from.” – @JohnCena #WWESSD pic.twitter.com/zk7Aq4i5J4
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) October 6, 2018
Why does this look so weird?
Why is John Cena’s hair SO UNSETTLING?!
JOHN CENA’S HAIR IS WRONG.
He is back pic.twitter.com/XyInPZZCsL
— Raj_realmadrid (@Therealraj07) October 6, 2018
HE LEGIT LOOKS LIKE A BUFF CONGRESSMAN OR SOMETHING.
IT’S NOT RIGHT.
I can’t possibly be the only one who feels this way.
It’s not just me who thinks Cena looks really odd with so much hair, right?#WWESSD
— Rant With Ant Wrestling Pod (@RantWithAnt) October 6, 2018
I’m not.
Looks like he should be principal at Bayside high
— rhiannon🌺🌺 (@all4theshield) October 6, 2018
YES!
A RIPPED ONE!
Good to see John Cena and his totally not a midlife crisis hair at Wwe super showdown #wwessd pic.twitter.com/thBSHglCJl
— Rome And Rains (@romeandrains) October 6, 2018
RUUUUUDE. (and hilarious.)
I mean, at least HE seems to like it:
Just a Beautiful Hair #WWESSD pic.twitter.com/2xzspevIy0
— Mr.🅴vLz (@xiTzEvLz) October 6, 2018
I just cannot. I don’t understand why this hair has me so freaked out… but it does.
Get rid of it at once, John. It’s gotta go.