Everyone’s Really Confused About John Cena’s Hair

I don’t follow wrestling (or any other sport, really) but I know who John Cena is, what he looks like, and that he seems like a reasonably cool guy.

I guess he’s “back.”

GUESS WHO’S BAAAAAAAAAACK…#WWESSD @JohnCena pic.twitter.com/Hl0D7z9uU5

— WWE (@WWE) October 6, 2018

Cool. But then he took his hat off…and WUT?

“@WWE has always been my home and will always BE my home. I know my life is changing, but I never, EVER forget where I came from.” – @JohnCena #WWESSD pic.twitter.com/zk7Aq4i5J4

— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) October 6, 2018

Why does this look so weird?

Why is John Cena’s hair SO UNSETTLING?!

JOHN CENA’S HAIR IS WRONG.

He is back pic.twitter.com/XyInPZZCsL

— Raj_realmadrid (@Therealraj07) October 6, 2018

HE LEGIT LOOKS LIKE A BUFF CONGRESSMAN OR SOMETHING.

IT’S NOT RIGHT.

I can’t possibly be the only one who feels this way.

It’s not just me who thinks Cena looks really odd with so much hair, right?#WWESSD

— Rant With Ant Wrestling Pod (@RantWithAnt) October 6, 2018

I’m not.

Looks like he should be principal at Bayside high

— rhiannon🌺🌺 (@all4theshield) October 6, 2018

YES!

A RIPPED ONE!

Good to see John Cena and his totally not a midlife crisis hair at Wwe super showdown #wwessd pic.twitter.com/thBSHglCJl

— Rome And Rains (@romeandrains) October 6, 2018

RUUUUUDE. (and hilarious.)

I mean, at least HE seems to like it:

Just a Beautiful Hair #WWESSD pic.twitter.com/2xzspevIy0

— Mr.🅴vLz (@xiTzEvLz) October 6, 2018

I just cannot. I don’t understand why this hair has me so freaked out… but it does.

Get rid of it at once, John. It’s gotta go.