Second Kavanaugh Accuser Speaks To The FBI, Here’s What She Told Them…

We’re just seeing reports that Kavanaugh’s second accuser, Deborah Ramirez, spoke to the FBI. She’s the one who claims Kavanaugh waved his junk in her face at a party a gazillion years ago or so. She previously said she didn’t come forward because there were “significant gaps in her memories of the evening.” However, she says she remembers junk in her face, and she thinks she remembers someone saying, “Brett Kavanaugh just put his penis in Debbie’s face.”

But you know, who can know for sure? LOLOLZZZZZZ.

So. What did she tell the FBI? Get ready for this. She…….*drumroll please*…….gave them names of people she thinks were maybe possibly at the same party 30-something years ago.

Yeah. That’s it. That’s where we’re at in this idiotic investigation. A woman is telling FBI agents the names of people who were possibly at the same party she was at in the early ’80s. She’s obviously hoping they were there and can fill the “significant gaps in her memories of the evening.”

JUST IN: Deborah Ramirez spoke with FBI today as part of its investigation into sexual assault and misconduct claims against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, a source confirms to NBC News. Ramirez gave the FBI a list of witnesses whom she says corroborate her claim.

— NBC News (@NBCNews) October 1, 2018

The FBI has spoken to Deborah Ramirez, who gave them a list of people she believes were at the Yale dorm party where she says Brett Kavanaugh exposed himself, according to a source familiar with the investigation. https://t.co/G1Pjfo2cbh

— grace wyler (@grace_lightning) October 1, 2018

So did she give them ACTUAL witnesses or a random list of people she hopes were at the Yale dorm party?

At this point, it sounds like she’s just throwing noodles at the wall and hoping one of ’em sticks.