Senator Flake Gave Dems What They Wanted – Here’s How The Women’s March Thanked Him

Soooo…. they’re doing an FBI investigation. And it basically lands squarely in Flake’s lap.

It’s a long story, but you can mostly catch up here.

So the Dems should be ECSTATIC with him, right?

I mean he literally just handed them EXACTLY what they’ve been calling for, with a neat little bow on top. AN FBI INVESTIGATION! DELAY! WOWWWW!

Surely they’re lining up to THANK HIM!

Right?

.@JeffFlake: You are a rape apologist. #CancelKavanaugh pic.twitter.com/tccwxv6ZFT

— Women’s March (@womensmarch) September 28, 2018

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh… and there’s this totally unsubstantiated PR statement from another feminist nutjob group saying EVIL FLAKE is pressing charges against the wackos that cornered him in an elevator:

BREAKING: @JeffFlake is potentially pressing charges against two sexual assault survivors and UltraViolet members who confronted him on his way into the hearing earlier today.

This is shameful and cowardly. We will fight these potential charges. https://t.co/AndmnaWeAA pic.twitter.com/ayWBsuS5dn

— UltraViolet (@UltraViolet) September 28, 2018

Yeah. Maybe he should.

The Republicans gave them a week. ONE. WEEK.

Statement from President @realDonaldTrump:
“I’ve ordered the FBI to conduct a supplemental investigation to update Judge Kavanaugh’s file. As the Senate has requested, this update must be limited in scope and completed in less than one week.”

— Sarah Sanders (@PressSec) September 28, 2018

Buckle up, kiddos. It’s gonna be the longest week ever.