The Creepy Porn Lawyer Is Running His Trap

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m over this crapfest of a day. Trump has tweeted about it, which signals the END of today’s conversation in my book.

Judge Kavanaugh showed America exactly why I nominated him. His testimony was powerful, honest, and riveting. Democrats’ search and destroy strategy is disgraceful and this process has been a total sham and effort to delay, obstruct, and resist. The Senate must vote!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 27, 2018

That’s basically what I’ve been waiting for.

Before I jet off and, I don’t know, brush my hair or something (nope– didn’t get to it today, because POLITICS), I thought I’d remind you all that the creepy porn lawyer lives on. Here’s the crap he spewed today.

I have witnessed well over 500 witnesses testify in court and in deposition over the course of my career. There is no question that Dr. Ford is credible. This nomination must be withdrawn immediately and an honest, moral individual should be nominated. America deserves better.

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) September 27, 2018

Breaking – Here is a group picture of the 13 individuals that made the decision that the FBI should not investigate the claims of Dr. Ford, my client, and other women. pic.twitter.com/GrslQrPjpJ

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) September 27, 2018

Shhhhh! The adults are working. Best that you concentrate on “hunting” big game animals in enclosures.

Btw, someday you might want to stop trying to trade on your father’s alleged “success” and start working on your own.

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) September 27, 2018

Kavanaugh – “Listen to the people that have known me, listen to the people that I grew up with”… BUT DON’T LISTEN TO MARK JUDGE.

Does Brett Kavanaugh honestly think the American people are so stupid as to not see through his hiding of Mark Judge? #Basta

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) September 27, 2018

Do YOU think we’re stupid, Mike?

Kavanaugh – “Use your common sense. What rings true.”

What rings true is that he is hiding the most damaging witness of all – Judge. What also rings true is that he does not want to face an FBI inquiry. What rings false is his ridiculous interview on Fox about being a “good boy”

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) September 27, 2018

Right, because as we all know from our high school days, during the Summer, we would only stay out late or go to a party on a weekend night. During the week, we would ensure we were home early, usually by 5 or 6 pm.

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) September 27, 2018

My client Julie Swetnick is demanding the opportunity to be heard, together with at least one supporting witness. The Committee is refusing to get back to us and allow the testimony. I just sent the below email. My client deserves the right to be placed under oath and testify. pic.twitter.com/yLKmSULxbl

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) September 27, 2018

#SoDone.