Christine Blasey Ford’s Testimony Is A Freaking Spectacle

I’m watching Christine Blasey Ford’s testimony, and it’s the most ridiculous spectacle I’ve ever seen in my life. She basically said Kavanaugh almost raped her and almost KILLED her. And her voice has been cracking and shaking the whole time, but there are no tears, which is annoying. She has a little girl cadence to her voice. It sounds so coached and so phony. I know everyone’s going to say she’s acting upset because this was SO TRAUMATIZING for her, but I think it’s because she’s worried about slipping up.

It’s just SO CLEAR she’s doing this for politically-motivated reasons. I don’t see how people can’t see that.

Dr. Christine Blasey Ford explains she's not testifying because she wants to, but because "it's her civic duty." https://t.co/hib1LKoWh8 pic.twitter.com/sbuVfD5rev

— CBS News (@CBSNews) September 27, 2018

"The details about that night that bring me here today are the ones I will never forget. They have been seared into my memory and have been hard to beat episodically as an adult," Dr. Blasey Ford says of night she was sexually assaulted by Brett Kavanaugh. https://t.co/hib1LKoWh8 pic.twitter.com/Xi4W8MC67T

— CBS News (@CBSNews) September 27, 2018

"Brett [Kavanaugh] and Mark [Judge] were visibly drunk… Brett and Mark came into the bedroom and locked the door behind them," Dr. Christine Blasey Ford says of night she was attacked. https://t.co/hib1LKoWh8 pic.twitter.com/6IY1scNY0O

— CBS News (@CBSNews) September 27, 2018

"I believed he was going to rape me…This is what terrified me the most and has had the lasting impact on my life," Dr. Blasey Ford says of Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh. https://t.co/hib1LKoWh8 pic.twitter.com/qy76bRULSz

— CBS News (@CBSNews) September 27, 2018

"Both Brett and Mark were drunkenly laughing during the attack. They seemed to be having a very good time," Dr. Blasey Ford says. https://t.co/hib1LKoWh8 pic.twitter.com/OtRFKd3h9S

— CBS News (@CBSNews) September 27, 2018

"I remembered being on the street and feeling an enormous sense of relief that I escaped that house and that Brett and Mark were not coming outside after me," Dr. Christine Blasey Ford says at Senate hearing. https://t.co/hib1LKoWh8 pic.twitter.com/MOe2PnKdW7

— CBS News (@CBSNews) September 27, 2018

She’s acting like she was raped yesterday. This is BULLSH*T, and you know I mean that, because I’m not even the sailor mouth of the group.

On top of all this, she keeps pulling a bogus “coffee” shtick. It reminds me of every time Hillary Clinton tried to be like the “common man.”

Ridiculous.