Christine Blasey Ford Doesn’t Remember AAAANYTHING About That Infamous Polygraph Test

I wrote about CBF’s supposed lie-detector test earlier today.

It’s shady, to say the VERY least. They asked her TWO. FREAKING. QUESTIONS.

Anyway… things just got a whole hell of a lot shadier:

FIRST OFF:

Ford: I found polygraph extremely stressful and much longer than I anticipated.

Wasn’t it reported that there were only 2 polygraph questions?

— John McCormack (@McCormackJohn) September 27, 2018

The information publicly released on Dr. Christine Blasey Ford’s polygraph test results indicated that the polygraph only consisted of a couple questions. But Dr. Ford’s Senate testimony seemed to indicate that the polygraph test was much more extensive than that. Interesting.

— Jeremiah Stephan Dunleavy IV (@JerryDunleavy) September 27, 2018

So she remembers it being SUPER STRESSFUL.

Almost as stressful as flying.

You know what she DOESN’T remember? When she took it.

You know what she doesn’t know AT ALL? WHO PAID FOR IT.

Christine Blasey Ford, in Senate testimony, says she doesn’t know who paid for her polygraph test regarding sexual assault allegations against Brett Kavanaugh https://t.co/005BvMqW3Y pic.twitter.com/7aCI40i55v

— Fox News (@FoxNews) September 27, 2018

YEAH. EFFING. RIGHT.

HOW could you not KNOW who FLEW YOU OUT AND PAID FOR YOUR POLYGRAPH TEST A MONTH AGO?!

Are you kidding me?! Is this a JOKE?!

A cost of a polygraph can run anywhere from a couple hundred dollars to a couple thousand. Would think someone would remember cutting that check.

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) September 27, 2018

Also, doesn’t remember who paid for the polygraph, which is interesting

So it’s interesting to see journalists/pundits snarking on the polygraph questioning when the polygraph was being held up as major proof of her credibility a few days ago

— Alicia Smith (@Alicia_Smith19) September 27, 2018

Eh the plane thing isn’t a big deal.
-Not being able to remember if you gave the Washington Post your therapist notes is
-Not remembering what day your grandmother’s funeral was on is
-Not remembering if you paid for a polygraph for yourself is. https://t.co/0hZstevYFn

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) September 27, 2018

My bullsh*t alarm isn’t even going off right now… BECAUSE IT ALREADY EXPLODED.

This is an all-expenses paid con job.

— Be Ready Enterprises (@BeReadyLLC) September 27, 2018