While Everyone’s Been Fixated On Blasey-Ford, There Was A Crappy Spending Bill That Doesn’t Defund Planned Parenthood. Again.

Politicians, for the most part, annoy me.  Which is weird, considering that I co-founded a site called Chicks on the Right.  I mean, this is a political site.  Mock and I have been writing about politicians for the better part of a decade.  You’d think I’d start a site about dogs or something – dogs don’t annoy me, they don’t ever lie, and they give me way more than I could ever give them.

Nah – I co-started a site about politics.  Years ago…all wide-eyed, I thought to myself, “Self?  Look at us two Indiana chicks…we’re gonna shake things up in this wacked-out political world.  We’re gonna make a difference.”

(insert us wearing cute little capes and whatnot)

And here we are – almost 10 years later.  But so many of the same political faces are still there up on that dirty Hill, in the same spots.  Still making a daily mess of things on my dime.  It’s no surprise that these people make my fist unconsciously form, especially when I think of all the freaking MONEY I give them for the lousy return on investment that I get.  All the salaries I (and you!) pay in that one room (that are a hell of a lot more than mine and yours).  All the pensions they get.  All the perks they get.  All the retirement packages I’ll never, in a million years, even DREAM of getting.  And for what?

Planned Parenthood still gets half a BILLION bucks a year?  WTF?  Don’t they get enough from the bleeding heart celebridiots that fawn all over them?

GAWD.

Being a gubmint worker is good times, y’all.  But being a politician?  It’s like winning the lottery.  But occasionally I can sift through the rubble and find a select few that make me say, alright…they’re not ALL BAD.  There are some that still have some balls…they’re still fighting for folks like me.  The few like Mike Lee, who seem to still be sticking up for the little people (who pay his overblown salary).  The ones who remind everyone else in the room what they’re there to do.

Yep – Lee did that the other day, and the video below is worth a watch if you have a little under four minutes to spare.  It’s about the latest spending bill that’s been overshadowed by a handful of chicks who’ve permeated the news cycle over the past week, because one thinks (but she’s not sure where or when or…) Kavanaugh may have tried to jump on top of her at a party in high school back in the early 80s.  She’s not sure of the details, but she sure is certain of her hatred of him.  And Trump, of course.  There’s just no actual evidence.  And another super drunk, embarrassed, ashamed and humiliated woman has come forward to tell her harrowing tale of being accidentally brushed by a dong at a college party.  She was coerced into talking about said embarrassment and humiliation after a CONVENIENT six days of prompting by a Senate-Democrat-appointed lawyer.  Because of course.

You know, every woman needs to be beliiiiieeeeeeved, y’all.  Every woman except Juanita Broaddrick.  And that chick who is currently accusing Keith Ellison.  And any and every other woman who accuses DEMOCRAT men of power, that is.  Right, celebridiots?  Just ask Bill Clinton about that.  (Stupid, inconvenient, right-wing conspiracy bimbo eruptions, amiriiiiiite, Hillz?)

But back to the spending bill, y’all.  It’s happening, too.  Believe it or not.  It’s a thing that’s legit happening while you’re all wrapped up in the latest dong-distraction.  And listen – while it would’ve been nice to defund Planned Parenthood this time around, these people don’t give a single, solitary sh*t about my money or yours, even though we’re broke in this country.  Never mind, though.  Socialism should save us from all that, according to totes-bougie Alexandria Ocasia-Cortez and her $3000-suit-wearing buddies.

It’s good to be the Socialist Queen.

Meanwhile, here’s the video of Mike Lee kicking all sorts of political butt:

You can read the transcript here.

I want to say that something will come of his butt-kicking-speech, but I would never dream of holding my breath  – mainly because the GOP seems to be neutered since, well, Reagan.

Drain the swamp.