Beyoncé’s Former Drummer Accuses Her Of “Magic Spells Of Sexual Molestation.”

I have NO idea what “Magic spells of sexual molestation” are… but Beyoncé is being accused of them.

Kimberly Thompson is claiming Beyoncé is “using her spells to run surveillance and control her finances, and now she wants a restraining order against Bey.”

That’s not ALL. She’s also accusing Beyoncé of “extreme witchcraft” and KILLING KITTENS.

So um…I’m gonna go ahead and say the drummer miiiight be the one with the problem.

She sounds a lil’ whacked.

According to The Blast:

According to very bizarre court documents obtained by The Blast, Kimberly Thompson says she used to work for Beyoncé: “I worked for her as her drummer for her band for 7 years.”

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Which the Blast confirms IS true.

“According to interviews and reports, it appears she is a drummer that performed with Beyoncé as part of an all-female band. She has also released several albums on her own record label and has played with The 8G Band on “Late Night with Seth Meyers.”

So she actually HAS met Beyoncé -she’s not a complete nutjob. (Just like 99%)

She claims that for some reason, Bey has started a campaign of harassment against her, that includes “Extreme witchcraft, Dark magic” and “Magic spells of sexual molestation.” She also claims the “Lemonade” star murdered her kitten.

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Apparently, Beyoncé now works for the USDA? They murder kittens, too. 

Thompson believes Beyoncé has been taping her phones and controlling her finances. It’s unclear why Thompson believes the singer is allegedly doing all this to her, but she is adamant it all stems from Bey.

Despite the fact she DOES know Beyoncé, I’m really just not buying it. I think this chick might be… going through something.

Paranoid delusions, maybe? Obviously I have no idea, I’m not a shrink, but despite how OBNOXIOUS I think Beyoncé is, I have a very hard time believing she’s tapping her old drummer’s phone…let alone CURSING her.

The Blast also points out that Kimberly Thompson recently posted a video about “mean people” that seemed a little…off. You can watch that here, if you’re interested.

Sooooo, either this chick is crazy, or Beyoncé is a kitten-killing witch.

Either/or.