What in the name of awkward mid-life crisis is THIS?
I’m here to rock this bitch! ๐ค๐ผ pic.twitter.com/OFYjAHQFuz
โ Dr. Phil (@DrPhil) September 14, 2018
Here’s a screenshot, for posterity:

James Corden is tagged at the bottom, which makes me think this is some kind of stunt for Corden’s show… but there is NO EXPLANATION… which has left Twitter users more than a little weirded out.
The simulation is glitching
โ Alex Pirraglia (@alexp796) September 16, 2018
Is this his real account??
I am scared and confused.โ Victoria (@DaysUntilCat) September 15, 2018
I 100% thought this tweet was fake
โ shark cuban ๐ฆ (@heroturnedhuman) September 16, 2018
Cannot unsee
โ Jason Solomon (@solomonster) September 15, 2018
Waittttt. What am I looking at here?!?
โ chels ๐ฉ๐ผโ๐ซ (@usherslibrary) September 15, 2018
The dawning of the apocalypse I think ๐ pic.twitter.com/eLL9g89HDx
โ แดขแดสแดสแดแดแด (@ZaraLouU) September 15, 2018
????????????
โ Madde Shay (@madisonm556) September 16, 2018
???????????? INDEED.
WHAT. IS. HAPPENING?!
The responses only get weirder from there:
โ DeadbeatBeard (@anotherdeadpunk) September 14, 2018
Pinkyโs out sponge bob pic.twitter.com/ZZqN4xXZrr
โ D.J. Richardson (@DJ_1955) September 14, 2018
God could never have predicted this
โ Cody Crawford (@CodyCrawford) September 15, 2018
Looks like Dr. Phil needs to speak to Dr. Phil
โ Will Edmonds (@WillEdmonds14) September 15, 2018
“My middle-aged psychologist thinks he’s a punk rocker and I DON’T KNOW HOW TO STOP HIM.”
โ harmonica greg (@heyhiabby) September 16, 2018
No. No… please stop with the close-upd. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
โ sarah. (@CallMe_Sayruh4L) September 16, 2018
2018 is just a weird fever dream, someone please wake me up
โ splash (@Lucas_Splash) September 15, 2018
“Cash me onstage, howbow dah?”
โ Matthew W. Parsons (@CajPaLa) September 16, 2018
OMGAAAWD.
The world wasn’t ready for this.