‘Husband Calling’ Is An ACTUAL CONTEST At The Iowa State Fair – And There’s Video

I don’t have a husband (yet) – but I DO live with my boyfriend.

I don’t relate to this at ALL, because our relationship is all rainbows, and butterflies, and smooches, and cupcakes, and puppies ALL THE DAMN TIME.

(HA! Right, babe?)

Anyway, in what might be one of the more relatable State Fair contests I’ve EVER seen, the Iowa State Fair is proud to present: HUSBAND CALLING.

Yup – it’s exactly what you think it is.

It’s basically yelling at your husband to put that damn thing down (phone, remote control, random project he’s working on but will never finish and will live in your garage for years) and come to dinner.

BAHAHAHAHAHA.

Cue the angry libs:

I have some life advice for these people:

1- UNCLENCH
2- Proceed to remove the very large BRANCH up your A$$. It’s making you a miserable person.