Beto O’Rourke Is Getting Really Desperate

Ted Cruz has got his race in the bag.

Wanna know why I’m SURE?

Because his opponent looks more desperate than ever.

Beto O’Rourke skateboarding in the Whataburger parking lot https://t.co/PE5fWLddnN pic.twitter.com/OTQUaOaxsE

— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) August 19, 2018

Uhhh. Wut?

A San Antonio supporter named Bryan, in his late 20s or early 30s, gave his Land Yachts skateboard to @BetoORourke. After long days, O’Rourke said, “you need a little, like, moment. So this going to be our zen. Right here. This skateboard.” #txsen #txlege https://t.co/iN2wzjeUz8 pic.twitter.com/sgHbBmiHQr

— Bob Garrett (@RobertTGarrett) August 20, 2018

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

“After long days, O’Rourke said, “you need a little, like, moment. So this going to be our zen. Right here. This skateboard.”

Beto O’Rourke is literally your creepy high neighbor that wants to check out your “rad board” when you and your teenage buddies are skating out on the sidewalk.

So, surely everyone realizes what a pathetic “HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS? VOTE FOR ME!” moment this is, right?

This alone! Vote Beto! Cuz of this alone! https://t.co/8BYGIKy7pS

— Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) August 19, 2018

Oh… JUST KIDDING.

I guess I really shouldn’t be surprised Ron Perlman thought this was HELLA DOPE, but I don’t know that Ron Perlman’s approval should be a measure ANYTHING, let alone political worthiness.

I mean…There is no TDS quite like Perlman’s TDS. There are literally his two latest Tweets.

Whuddya call a little bitch who deliberately says shit to cause his inbred followers send death threats to law-abiding Americans, hears about the death threats, and then does it again and again?

Ya call the little bitch mr potus. You do. Not me.

— Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) August 20, 2018

Putin wakes up every day, obsessed with bringing down the greatest Democracy in history, reads the bitches tweets, says ‘I’m goodski’, and goes back to sleep.

— Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) August 20, 2018

Someone PLEASE up this man’s Lithium.

So I guess the moral of the story here is…

Don’t be like these guys. (and PLEASE vote for Ted Cruz if you live in Texas. I’m getting really tired of this dude’s mug.)