When I first started writing for COTR and tried to explain my job to people, I had some say, “Wow! How do you have enough stuff to write about every single day?” To be honest, I used to ask myself the same question. I always thought, “Surely, one day, I will run out of things to write about.”
There are slow days for sure, but rest assured. There is no end to the madness. Because at the end of the day, there’s stuff like this.
Behold: People obsessing over a picture of Trump posing with a man who had an “I <3 guns and t*tties” patch on his vest.
Yes, really. THIS IS MY JOB.
Trump recently posed with a bunch of “Bikers For Trump” dudes, and for some reason completely beyond me, someone took the time to closely examine the bikers’ patches.
See it?
How about now?
He loves titties and guns! pic.twitter.com/g29M0WYy3L
— donaldtrumpnewstoday (@irishrygirl) August 12, 2018
No? How about NOW?
In one of the most pathetic photos I’ve ever seen, Trump poses and mugs like a jackass with a biker wearing a patch that says “I ♥ GUNS & TITTIES”. pic.twitter.com/92YcvR1qyX
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) August 12, 2018
There it is!
Also one of these guys has an “I love guns and titties” patch on.
Perfectly normal Presidency
— Ross McCafferty (@RossMcCaff) August 12, 2018
It’s not like Trump’s wearing it, so I don’t see why we’re freaking out. Obama literally hung out with domestic terrorist Bill Ayers and took a cheerful photo with anti-Semitic douchecanoe Louis Farrakhan. Trump poses with rough ‘Merica lovin’ dudes who love boobs and guns.
I’ll take the latter.