Stormy Daniels Drops Out Of Big Brother Right Before Launch. WHY WERE THEY PAYING HER SO MUCH OMG.

You know what I hate? I hate how our culture rewards terrible horrible people for terrible horrible behavior, time and again. We make the worst of the worst famous, and the more horrible stuff they do, the more society seems to eat it up and throw heaps of money at them. WTF.

I mean, we’ve got Cashmeousside girl, we’ve got the Kardashians…and we’ve got Stormy Daniels.

According to this, porn star Stormy Daniels was supposed to be on Celebrity Big Brother, but backed out just a few hours before the live show launched, and apparently it was over money, y’all.

Now, her lawyer (it’s not specified if that’s Avenatti in this case or not) is saying that’s not the case, telling the Daily Mail that “there was never any pay dispute” and rumors suggesting so are “completely false.”

But “insiders” say that she wanted an extra 125k on top of the 950k she was already set to get after being in the house for one week with other Z-list celebrities like that Human Ken Doll dude, and Kirstie Alley.

She was almost gonna get a million dollars, you guys. Hence, my earlier point about rewarding horrible people. And then that wasn’t enough, so she reportedly bailed. According to the sourcelink, she showed up to the house, got in a big fat fight with the producers, and then bailed.

As of this writing, no one is commenting. Not Stormy, not the show, no one.

In fact, Michael Avenatti is very busy SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

“I certainly think I’m more qualified than the existing commander in chief. I think I am more intelligent. I think I have a bigger heart. I think I have more courage. I think I would certainly command more respect.”

DUDE. YOU ARE A PORN LAWYER.

Anyway, back to the Big Brother scandal. According to the sourcelink, “Viewers waited with bated breath for the arrival of Stormy during the live show yet she caused shockwaves when she failed to show up.”

Really? Viewers waited with bated breath?

If you’re one of those people, just punch yourself in the face right now and save us the trouble.