Let The MILKING Begin! Guess Who Just Got A Brand New Twitter Account

Guess who just got a new Twitter account!

…EWW.

His first tweet was a predictable reaction to his LONG OVERDUE firing.

Deeply saddened by this decision. It has been an honor to serve my country and work with the fine men and women of the FBI. https://t.co/iET9SbeTrv pic.twitter.com/7VTswzjoxE

— Peter Strzok (@petestrzok) August 13, 2018

Jennifer Kay, a spokeswoman for Strzok’s attorney, confirmed the authenticity of the account.

HE HAS STARTED A GO FUND ME. Peter Strzok wants your money.

Are you KIDDING me?! As of writing this, he’s raised nearly $23,000 in 3 hours.

…Proving it pays off to be a slimy little twerp.

And while this is his first tweet… he HAS been busy liking OTHER people’s tweets.
According to this:

Though he has posted only once, he liked a series of tweets posted by anti-Trump pundits and celebrities following his marathon testimony before Congress on July 12.

I wonder if he agrees he deserves a Purple Heart?

Probably.

The first tweet Strzok “liked,” which was posted by actor Jim Carrey, compared South Carolina Rep. Trey Gowdy, the chairman of House Oversight, to “a vile insect.” The tweet includes a sketch of Gowdy with the body of an in

Other tweets liked by Strzok are from pundits praising the former FBI official’s testimony.

Strzok follows several Obama administration officials, as well as pundits who have been heavily critical of Trump. They include former CIA Director John Brennan, former White House strategist Ben Rhodes and former Justice Department spokesman Matthew Miller.

Now that he’s unemployed, he’s not going to even PRETEND to hide his RAGING Trump-hate, is he?

But I don’t expect him to be unemployed for long. I’m suuuuuuure CNN or MSNBC will be handing him HANDSOME offers in 3…2…1